Dating Wrapped 2026

A year-end recap of your dating life, in the style of the music recaps everyone posts in December. You answer 9 quick questions with sliders and taps (how many apps, first dates, second dates, your longest talking stage, how many times you got ghosted, your opener, your way out of plans, your best date spot and your best moment), and it plays them back as 8 story slides, ending with your 2026 dating aura.

• First Date Speedrunner: A lot of first dates and very few second ones: you’re great at the opening scene and keep skipping to the next show.
• Second Date Material: Half your first dates turned into second dates or better. Whatever you’re doing on date one, it’s working.
• Haunted House: You got ghosted more than a few times this year. That’s on them. Your phone is just a little haunted.
• Professional Pen Pal: Long talking stages and not many dates: you know their coffee order, their sister’s name and nothing about their face in real life.
• Swipe Athlete: More dating apps than plans: your thumb got a full workout and your weekends stayed suspiciously free.
• Cozy Era: A quiet dating year: few apps, few dates, a lot of nights in. Taking a break is a whole personality too.

Yes. Every slide saves as its own 9:16 story image, and the aura poster also saves as a square for a carousel or X. On a phone you can hand it straight to the share sheet; where that isn’t possible, the image opens so you can press and hold to save it. To post a video, screen-record the slides as they play.

No. Everything is worked out in your browser and your answers are never sent anywhere; the images are drawn on your phone too. There’s no sign-up and no email. If analytics is on, we only record that a Wrapped was finished and which of the six auras came up, and, if you save or share an image, which aura and whether it was the story, the square or the share sheet. Sound is off until you turn it on; that choice is the one thing this page remembers on your device.

It’s a joke built from your own numbers, not a personality test. A lot of first dates and few second ones makes you a First Date Speedrunner; a long talking stage makes you a Professional Pen Pal. One year doesn’t make anyone a type.